Red Beard-No Fear

If you aren’t excited for Arrested Development Season 4, then you are existing wrong. 

3 1/2 hours of sleep. I can barely function, and the contractor shows up and starts complaining about Obama. Am I repaying some bad karma or something?

Also, it’s weird that I’m old enough to have a CONTRACTOR that my LANDLORD hired to work on my HOUSE and he’s making RENOVATIONS. All these grown up words…

I really hope the contractor doesn’t actually NEED anything and I can go back to bed.

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

factsandchicks:

A woman survived a bear mauling by hiking back to her car and driving 4 miles for help, even though her face was partially ripped off and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket.
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factsandchicks:

A woman survived a bear mauling by hiking back to her car and driving 4 miles for help, even though her face was partially ripped off and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket.

source

Hahaha omg I don’t know why but I find this SO FUNNY!!!

Hahaha omg I don’t know why but I find this SO FUNNY!!!